Light Bulb

Q: How many engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: "We'll document it in the manual."

Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: Who can tell. Field service engineers are always in the dark.
A: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
A: 2. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)
A: Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem.
A: None: "We'll fix it in software."

Q: How many signal processing engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to Fourier transform the lightbulb, one to apply a complex exponential rotational shifting operator, and one to inverse transform the removed lightbulb.

Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's an engineer around to explain how to do it.
A: 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank", and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A ...... consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks". (Notes : This is one of the most impressively durable LBJs. It occurs, virtually letter-for-letter identical, in lists whose contents are otherwise wildly different.)

Q: How many first year civil engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. That's a second year subject.

Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

Q: How does an engineer change a lightbulb?
A: As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !

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