The benefits of being a woman.
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get of speeding fines.
We are never lusted after cartoon character or central figure in computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, free dinners, free movies (you get the point).
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
No fashion faux pas we make ever rival the Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave no one has to know.
We can congratulate our team mate withouth ever touching her butt.
We never reach down every so often to make sure that our privates are still there.
If we are dumb, some find it cute.
We have ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having picture of them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
Send this to five bright women and make their day.